Rumours

 

Evening League New Player

 

St Ouen’s Saturday Captain Richard Gomersall has mentioned that he may play for St Ouen’s in the 2005 Evening League season.  Micky Poulter, St Helier Rugby Club Skipper knew nothing of this decision when questioned 2 weeks ago.

 

Horton and Norton

 

Unconfirmed reports state that Paul Horton, not normally known for his singing, may be linking up with Radio Jersey’s DJ Murray Norton to release a cover version of Waddle and Hoddle’s single Diamond Lights.  Horton’s mullet will do just the job!

 

Toilet Humour

 

You may have recently read in the JEP about the torrential rain and the noises coming from Dave Parry’s toilet in his basement flat.  The picture in the paper had Dave showing us what 4 inches is like. 

 

Dave said in one of those Aussie Accents 'I knew there might be a problem when I heard bubbling from the toilet.’  Apparently his explanation for these sounds was that the torrential rain had left heavy water gushing in Beresford Street.

 

We can now confirm that the noises coming from Dave’s toilet was in fact Danny Moffat who had paid a surprise visit to Jersey and his exploits has caused a blockage in the St Peter’s Valley region. 

 

SCF Opening batsman

 

It has come to our attention that SCF will be without ‘The Confident’ Matt Hague in the 2005 campaign but have secured the services of a South African opening bat of high calibre.  This report came in shortly after St Ouen’s altered their batting line-up pushing Dendy Thompson into the opening berth. 

 

Could he be the South African they are referring to?