Simon Varley

 

 

 

Nickname

 Charlie; Vars; Viars       

Date of Birth

 6th December 1970   

Nationality

 Welsh

Marital Status

 Single

What car do you drive?

 Peugeot 306 Cabrio

Favourite Television Programme

 Fast Show; Top Gear;

Favourite Film

 Shawshank Redemption; Where Eagles Dare

Favourite Book

 Phil Tuffnell's autobiography

Favourite Food

 Sausage, beans & Chips       

Favourite Drink

 Stella

What Newspaper do you read?

 Daily Telegraph

How long does it take you to do a crossword?

 What???? 

When did you join St. Ouen’s CC?

 2002

Previous Cricket Clubs?

 Llanilar; Aberystwyth; Springfield

Do you have any Bad Habits?

 Loads that I can't divulge for legal reasons!

Are you a Batsman/Bowler?

 Middle order batsman; currently injured former opening bowler

Favourite Sporting Moments

 Taking 7-21 in a league decider for Aberystwyth in 1998

Who are your Sporting Heroes?

 Michael Atherton; Andy Flintoff; Kenny Dalglish; Robbie Fowler

Most Fanciable Female

Carmen Electra; Denise Richards 

If they made a film of your life, who would play the lead role?

 Rhys Ifans (Welsh nutter from Notting Hill; Twin Town etc)

What type of underwear do you wear?

 Next or Calvin Klein Boxers

What would you do with a Million Pounds?

 Initially get very drunk with loads of mates...then spend feverishly!!

What would you do if you were not playing Cricket?

 Drink more on Friday nights!!

Favourite holiday destination

 Cape Town

 

 

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