AGM
The St Ouen’s
Cricket Club AGM took place on Monday 22nd March at  . The Website has been updated with your
officials for 2004 although we are looking for a President with discussions
currently being held. Steve Ryan
may also be surprised to read that he agreed to the position of Reserves
Vice Captain although he is in no doubt as to any sponsorship
agreements.
The subs for 2004
remain unchanged.
The
agenda followed is available by clicking here
Ice Tea
It is thought at St
Ouen’s CC that the inspiration for the current Ad Campaign by an Ice Tea
supplier may have come from a trip they may have taken to Jersey. Rumour has it that the first evening
league game of the year against Abacus is where the ideas came from. Do not knock it until you have tried
it.
Everyone will
know that Jersey’s Premier Mullet has been cultivated over the winter by
the Hon Sec, Paul Horton, but you may not be aware that the idea for the
pregnancy simulator was thought up when a Slow Off Break bowler was given
the last 3 overs against the financial institution. Yes, Andy Brown did get a bowl. ‘When’s it due’ one was heard to
say.
ST OUENS GET THEIR MAN –
PRESIDENT ANNOUNCED
After taking
longer than Tottenham to announce their replacement manager for Glenn
Hoddle, Swans unveiled, St
Ouen’s local sound-a-like, South African John Gleave as their replacement
for the out going and now Old Codger, I do not pronounce the Terence in T
Micheal Coward.
“Gleavey will be
a great figure head to the Club” said Evening League Skipper Dave
Clark. “Good job to as I was next
in line” he when on to say.
Swans wish you
all the best in your new role, John.
EARLY NEWS – COULD THE MULLET BE BACK WITH AVENGENCE?
When reading this
headline some may think we are talking about the Irish Hooker, Shane Byrne,
after he took the ball over the try line twice in a Six Nations Match
recently. But no, some others may
remember from the end of last season that the individual we ware talking
about was considering retirement.
Yes, at that time
pipe and slippers were calling rather than leather on willow, which he may
have been on the receiving end of in recent years. However, over the winter a change of
mind has taken place and a new haircut!
At Martin Amy’s sending off the follicles had already taken on a
mind of their own and the Mullet was reborn, Nick the Greek, Mr Toffee,
Wolf, Horty you will not be able to lose them.
Eat your heart
out Shane Byrne there is only one Jersey Mullet!
2003 What a Year!!
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